there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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