I can tuck mytits in my pants
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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