I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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