spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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