fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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