found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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