Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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