I understand Curling. That high.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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