He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
don't judge my taste in strippers
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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