Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
and you fell through a lawn chair
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
