seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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