How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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