I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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