I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
