So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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