I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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