Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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