I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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