By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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