I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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