Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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