Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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