so that wasnt chicken after all
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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