I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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