i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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