You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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