i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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