They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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