Its about making memories worth repressing
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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