Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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