Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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