Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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