Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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