you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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