u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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