my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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