she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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