Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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