A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
tell me about the fingering
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