So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i would one night stand the shit outta him
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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