Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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