Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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