so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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