So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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