Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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