I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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