Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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