wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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