11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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