we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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