This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just google imaged poop.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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