sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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