I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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