Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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